Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.