I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Randomize
