You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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