this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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