Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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