he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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