Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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