You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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