I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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