the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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