you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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