I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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