covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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