You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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