4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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