playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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