love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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