Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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