doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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