It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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