Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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