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  Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Beard. Chest hair. Job.

  (602): View more from Arizona

  The holy trinity.

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