grandma shit on top of the toilet
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I fill condoms, not promises.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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