I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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