watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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