He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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