at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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