Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The air was thick with penises
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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