I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
