wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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