her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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