Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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