just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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