I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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