I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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