going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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