We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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