she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Everything about him screamed your future.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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