That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
