I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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