I'm jealous of your bromance
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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