4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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