508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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