so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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