i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
How external is "for external use only"?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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