her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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