He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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