I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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