hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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