we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm going to jail i love you
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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