It's Friday. Sex?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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