You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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