'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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