Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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